Laz's Big Fat QBasic Page
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(If, indeed, it is your birthday, that is.)
"...programming is every bit as poetic as a song..."
- Bobby K talks about Artistic Programming

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"It isn't really anywhere, it's somewhere else instead," or so said Christopher Robin, in reference to a stair where he always sat.

  • Insanity Dreams: Follow the story of Laz and Bob in their plight to obtain Deity status in the world of QBasic. Download their tools of supremacy (including QBFonts), dating from the start of time, and gaze into their crystal balls to discover what lies ahead...

  • The QBasic Swimming Pool: Filled to the brim with a vast selection of QBasic programs available for your perusal. Why not dive in and swim a few lengths? It's heated, with a variety of flumes, naturally.

  • Laz's Big Fat QBasic Mailing List: "What do you want?" "Information." Well, you can't have it because the mailing list is temporarily out of order. Hopefully it'll be back soon. However, this page is now acting as a news page. Watch this space.

  • Goodies!: Lots of QBasic-related merchandise ready for you to just take away with you, Sire! Yessir, fresh out of the oven today, sir! Piping hot! Come and get them!

  • QBasic Links: You think zis is der only Q-Basic page on der Net? Ha! Foreign Pig Dog! How wrong you are!

    Laz's Mantlepiece

    Here's the bit where I get to show-off all my hard-earned shiny things.
    People say two's company, three's a crowd, but I say three is a party and four is a downright festival...

    MicroHof Award!
    The MicroHof Web Award
    Further proof that the evil
    Microhof society are slowly
    infiltrating this page and
    brainwashing Laz with their
    sinister ways. Don't be fooled!     		just a divider This homepage has won the NiceDog award with 74 out of 100 points
    Dropping 20 points for design, tchah.
    27/10/1997

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    "Our thoughts shape the Universe - they are all important."
    - G'Kar, The Hour of the Wolf

    The characters on this page are purely fictitious, and any resemblance to persons in real life, either living or dead, is purely coincidental.

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